*smears self with baby oil*
*grapples*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

*smears self in cider*
*apples*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

*licks*
mmm!
cider!
*hics*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)