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# what is melvined?
melvin haynes, melvin bragged?
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# The Melvinsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# to be subjected to really, really bad music
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :O
You take that back.
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# Indeed, they feckin' RULE.
They were awesome at ATP last year.
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# to be honest, I've never actually heard them
just dislike their logo


/crap reason for not liking a band
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ironically, they're big on commissioning some really pretty good underground artists to do their poster art for them,
so they can't be utterly devoid of an aesthetic sensibility.
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# It's when a load of people hoist you up
and grab your balls.
It's less painful than it sounds, but the one of the guys doing it enjoyed it far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# then it's not the same as a wedgie.
a wedgie is just yanking up the pants by the rear elastic. (or the lesser-spotted atomic wedgie, in which you actually get the elastic up over the victim's head.)
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# Well some people say it's a wedgie from the front,
but I was told it's when you're hoisted up by your balls.
Either way, I'd rather end the conversation! :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# the logistics of this manoeuvre baffle me
how in god's name can more than one person get hold of a scrotum? i reckon two could at the most and still be able to maintain enough of a grip to lift.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# One guy did, the others just helped lift.
I'm not that heavy, they just all wanted to get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)