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# I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a thing to wear.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Go out naked.
If the police catch you, say "What do you mean I'm not in my shower?" and fumble around like a blind man.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# No wonder you look pissed off
what with your punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate, and all that.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)