Firstly:
chainsaw hedge trimmer
Secondly: because she's a very keen gardner and likes to keep her hedges in good order :)
Thidrly: ...
Fourthly(?): profit!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Fri 4 Jan 2008, 22:11,
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she's a limberjack
or something *has no knowledge of zombies.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Jan 2008, 22:12,
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