I imagine him oinking as he runs.
OINKOINKOINKOINK.
( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Fri 4 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

*GIFTS YOU A PUPPY*

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

I'M NOT ALLOWED A PUPPY. BUT I WANT A FREAKING PUPPY.
I'd call him Death Steed, and I'd teach him to do wheelies.
( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'm definitely fucking getting you a puppy.
However, my friend named one of his "Barkus Trescothic", so that name is going to be a tough one to beat.

Death Steed comes mighty close though.
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

The Marauder?
Satan Face?
Little Mike Puppy Dog?
( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

Satan Face is the closest so far...

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

What about if I draw on glasses on him with tipex, and give him a rifles?

( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

You cannot put wheels on a puppy.
You're thinking of a tortoise.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

Tortoises are too squishy.
Like squid.
( Ttssattsr .com I LOVE YOU, MILA., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

VROOOOOOOOOM

Any excuse...
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yup, that's the one I was thinking of!

( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)