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[challenge entry] Don't you just hate it when an idea gets stuck in your head?
No apologies for shitness, I'm not sorry.
The Green M(i/u)le

From the Movie letter switch challenge. See all 1298 entries (closed)

(Jokel, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hee haw, Mr Jingles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
#
q. what do you call a horse with no body?

a. Mr Head


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# have you no shame?
Think of the kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# HEFFREY!!!
you tank truck driving wacky yank!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Mr Ivesb
How is your bad self today? Didn't catch any nasties at work yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nah!
i don't get sick.
i do pretend to though...
*coughs*
i don't feel so good.....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Still trying to get out of going to school?
Big math woodshop test today?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i just can't carve.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What do you call a bunny with a rectal disease?
Bumblood McChewsCarrotsDaily.


See, this is why you shouldn't make up jokes on the fly.

*gets off* sorry Jeff, you can go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh do go on, Captain.
Your disciplinary measures are so much more effective than mere shame-mongering!

Not to mention, more fun to watch...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# No I meant why I shouldn't.
Nibus is way funnier than I am. Only I think I'm funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Pfft!
Although i'm having trouble remembering which part of the green mile was "funny", do you think they mean the bit where an innocent man is electrocuted or the bit where two little girls are raped and murdered?

I suppose the mouse scenes were quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# when billy gets the hose?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You and your euphemisms
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# So hard to choose just one favorite, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)