I don't think she's given anything approaching a shit for a good few years.
Maybe a white pellet made of mainly protein tablets every six months.
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Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:46,
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Well yes a diet to make a dystopian dictator's food management blush would hinder her crapping.
But she wouldn't give an equivalent measure of shit.
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Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:53,
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