( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

hahaha big fishue!! :D

( prodigy69, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

Free willy?!
Edit: Oh I see. *hits head* dumkopf.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

bit of a small exclamation mark there...
nice sig, reminds me of a lame flaming image i made but hardly used. she is all of teh sex.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

You're right.
And I really would, which doesn't happen often with titless wonders such as her. When she was pregnant she got tits, it was EXCELLENT.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

she has a lovely head

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

has a gives

(hopefully)
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

I'm not bothered
she can bite it if she wants.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

One of my eyes used to like that.
Hard as I could, right at the base. I couldn't do it properly though, I was too scared of biting it off.

He LOVED it.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

Now that's just fucking weird.
I'd probably cry.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

He did.
But happily.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

I've never really got into the whole pleasure from pain thing myself.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

neither am i
my ex used to scratch and bite like an animal. It just gave me the droopsy and brought tears to my eyes.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

I've had to have words with my girlfriend a few times.
Nipples seem a popular target, so it could be worse I guess.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

back scratching and neck biting just make me angry.
although I never gave her a thump, getting hurt by someone automatically makes me want to retaliate... which doesn't put me in that yeh-oh-yeh-that's-nice mood.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

there are some odd people out there

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

ouchya
do you mean exes? or do you have strange eyes?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

I think I'd prefer it to happen to my eyes

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha I did mean exes.
I can't be arsed to ninj it though.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

it's only slightly more fucked up that one of your eyes
spoke to you and requested repeatedly that you bite his cock.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

Beautiful eyes.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

She's fantastically
beautiful in a non traditional sort of way. As for breasts I think she's perfect. Pendulous breasts are horrific at the best of times but even more so on a small framed person such as this.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

I agree
even get a little twitch in the nads when I see her floating in the green fluid at the end of Resident Evil Apocalypse.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hold your horses.
There is a difference between 'big', or even 'medium sized' and 'pendulous', thankyouverymuch.

So any woman with tits larger than an A cup is horrific?


edit- by the way, if you think tits with a bit of sag to them are 'horrific', are you going to kill yourself as you get older or just never have sex again? Because contrary to popular belief, young girls do not go for old men. Generally.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

whoa there
I'm sure your boobs are scrumptious.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

haha
now just hold YOUR horses sugartits.. ;)
I did not naysay large breasts, just pendulous ones, I'm sure you know my meaning of that.
My wife who although tall is not big framed is in a 34 DD so I'm not adverse to the larger breast.
As for sex when I'm older? At 42 I'm happy with the little I'm forced to do now. Should I find the need or the compulsion to replace the wife with a third I'll have little worry I expect. Most men might like big breasts and blonde hair, well most blondes with big tits like big wallets.
I'm sure you are a marvelous creation of womanhood captain. However if you are in the area from 'pendulous' to 'spaniel's ears' then abandon hope and walk the plank now ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

Hahaha!

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)