I suspect this has been done somewhere before

But what the hell.
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Bearded Whumpus thinks potatoes are a better option than biofuels, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:51,
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You'll never know until you check!
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the ghost of last tuesday I know where you live, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:52,
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True
I rather set myself up for that one didn't I?
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Bearded Whumpus thinks potatoes are a better option than biofuels, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:02,
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Rampant pedantry to follow
Dear Playboy magazine,
I'm sorry that I must complain to you otherwise quality magazine (which I read for the articles) but your recent issue included a map that purported to indicate the locations of a quantum object that was clearly not at the quantum level but at the level where it would only be affected by Newtonian laws.
Kind regards,
A. Tossa.
*clicks*
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Andy_Control Pickles and pie wont buy you hookers by the pound., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:56,
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Dear Mr Tossa,
Thank you for your kind rant.
May we ask of you politely to piss off?
Kind regards,
Mr. P Layboy
;D
*click too*
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head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:59,
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The
possibilities are endless . . .
. . .
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Valin . . . Enjoys neurotic masages . . ., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:00,
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Woo and Yay for teh geeky jokes....
Nice one.
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The Supreme Crow lives under the stairway and sleeps in your hat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:14,
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