oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with 'Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?'
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02,
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Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with 'Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?'
GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.
But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06,
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haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
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