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[challenge entry] Because paedo jokes never grow old

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Let me guess...
He stuck a foot in.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# How many rooneys does it take to please a king?
... 15?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# but Rooney prefers grannies.,....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# MMM FIT FOR A KING.
had a conversation with him once (King, not Rooney) after he started releasing songs about how he was innocent. Creepy man.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# did he bum you?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I thought it was Rooney
for a second.

EDIT: Shit. Now I'm confused.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Explanation
Originally this was a photo of me and a middle school class I teach in Korea. I changed all their faces to Rooney and mine to a monkey to amuse them - they all know who "Roonee-uh" is.

When I saw this image challenge I followed the golden rule of "You can never have too many Maddy, Diana, Bush, or Paedo jokes" and was going to put Glitter in as the teacher with the original photo. However, since he'd been done already earlier in the thread I decided on King instead. And since King doesn't have an Asian fetish like Glitter's, I thought I might as well use the Rooney picture to illustrate the cruel and corrosive mutations Jonathan King jism can inflict on a growing body.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# or
kingy likes young boys and rooney likes old wimmin - both the wrong men for the job,

or that's how i saw it
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Nice sandals
Clearly no one told rooney at the front that a photo was being taken.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)