Not enough poo.
Or shark entrails.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

or rubber dragon dildos

( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

Now you're just being silly.

( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

It was a puppet, not a dildo!

( Bob Yuletodd, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

They're just out of shot,
stinking the place up summat awful.
( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)