I've always wondered about him
He'd better be over 6' 4" or I'll have to be the Big Ian not him!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

maybe he's a bat fastard?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

good point!
Or he could be normal sized but honoured amoungst the Pigmis.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

or maybe he has a 14" cock

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

He could very well be a farmer of large poultry.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

lol cock farmer

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

I was watching the Movie Candy yesterday
They had a great insult. Cock ferret:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)

Chutney ferret!

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)

i have met big ian and had beers with him
and i can confirm that he is hugenormous
i am pretty much exactly 6foot tall, and i only came up to his shoulders (:
( amon - hooray :D, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)