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# If jesus went back in time
and performed a coat-hanger abortion on the Virgin Mary, then he would not exist to be able to go back in time so therefore he would get born as normal, and so would be able to go back in time, which means he wouldn't exist, so...

PARADOX!!!!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# The subject is void
Because that's supposedly Mary Magdalen in the picture.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ah!
My bad. I thought she'd look more like a whore!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Sorry
I should have tarted her up a bit.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# LIES
Coathangers weren't invented back then, and he couldnt have taken one with him because then he would have mutated like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park (The Fly).

Ummmmm.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Don't be daft
How did they hang up their robes then?
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# On Mules
Big tall ears you see.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Idea for another photoshop?
I think so!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Quick & Dirty
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)