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(plastic_bricks needs to get out more, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

YES

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

haha.
bit of jamie oliver tongue going on there !

*clicks*
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

Jamie Oliver tongue
An outbreak is imminent!

*hides*
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

Ha, ha. Too true.
*Borks*

Edit: Sorry, woo to pic.
( Mod Edit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

Stars in their Eyes
Stevie Wonder, Wolverhampton, 2nd place
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hahahaha
I'll see your Wolverhampton and raise you Felixstowe.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

Don't
knock the 'stowe.
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

There's only one stow
and that's the Waltham one
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

Eric Bri...

( twig, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

'raze', surely?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

Isn't that a stevie wonder lookalike?
If so, how does he know?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

dressing him must be fun

( hanke fuck it, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

It's better in the dark.
Etc.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

all i know is...
I want that suit
(bobman500 's pants are down and he is feeling fruity, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

he'll swap you
for your eyes
( twig, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

thats...
a good swap in my...eyes....well, ex-eyes.
(bobman500 's pants are down and he is feeling fruity, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

Stevie's gone to fetch a rusty spoon
hold still...
( twig, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Stevie Wonder
when I was 8 years old. My abiding memory is of my mum getting me 'all blacked up'.

...happy days...

oh, and woo!
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

any pictures ?

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

yes
but my mum has them
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

you must get them from her !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

similar...
Last year, I went to a party as a dalek. The costume was tops, but my skin was really obvious, so out comes the boot polish. Worked a treat, couldnt see my face, so just looked like a Dalek.
About 2 hrs in to the party, everyone is losing their dracula capes, 70s wigs etc, coz its getting hot, so off comes the actual Dalek suit, leaving me standing there, blacked up, in a white vest, and old ripped jeans.

I looked like Dexy's Midnight Minstrels
(bobman500 's pants are down and he is feeling fruity, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

This made me giggle when I read it
And I've just scrolled down and realised I never replied

*replies*
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

I have a friend
who put together a Howard Shipman costume for a halloween party - long white coat, big grey beard , round spectacles, and a massive syringe and empty jar of horse tranquiliser he borrowed off his vetinarian father.

On arriving at the party he discovered he'd left the syringe and jar in the taxi. God only knows what the next fare thought when they got in.
( twig, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

Arf!

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)