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...keeping in mind, of course, that you'll find the typical hyjinx associated with Big-Round-Number-related postings.

In other words - NSFW (or anything with eyes).

From the Pylons challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

0_o
I say!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

...your monocle, sir
I believe it fell in your soup!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

That's no monocle!
How are you, kind sir?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Kind of okay right now.
Doing my Monday morning avoidance of anything remotely work related whilst provoking b3ta boking! How could one hope for any better?

How are you, good sir?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hmmm. not so sure now.
Day started well, but has just taken a violent turn for the worse.

May be a chance for a cheeky lunchtime beer, I reckon.

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

That doesn't bode well.
I hope it turns out okay for you.

Meet violence with violence - you know, solve it the 'mercan way.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

Carpet Bombing FTW!
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaa!
Congratulations!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

I know - I've got a ways to catch up with you!
but I'm working at it...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

Good lord
Congratu-pertarse-lations!!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Why thank you!
and yes, I have been working out.

may be lies
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

men's bottoms LOL

( Mstandot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

First full-on snog with girl at bus stop:
Her: mmMMmmMMMFFFFfff *gives Dixon's arse a good groping*
Dixon mmMMMFMMMMFMFM!!!
Her: MmmMMMMmm I love men's arses, they're so compact
Dixon: *thinks* me too..
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

haha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Haha! You should have said it though!!!

( Mstandot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

you and your flaunting
the internets is no place for sexualities.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

*flaunt flaunt*
oops, sorry

*dabs jacket with kleenex*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

Hahaha!!
Naughty man!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

Haha!
Have you done the '3some and midway you lost interest in the girl' one too? Is the world trying to tell you something? LOL! ;)
( WiL can take it all!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

That looks like a full on rage fit right there.
Woo!
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

raging horn, that is...

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

exactly

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

haha!Congrats

( Mstandot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

thank you!
stick around, try the veal!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

what a pert little botty
grats sir
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

ta!
...on both counts!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

haha!!!
that is ace!!
well done you wacky americander!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

I do this all for you, sir.
'cuz I know what a fool you are for that sort of thing!

hee hee!!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

BUT
TOCKS!!11!
Woo! Congratumalations
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

thanks!
( | )
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

Oh My Good Gravy!!
*wipes mind* no, I saw too much...

That's the most impressive example of 'Not Giving A Feck' I've yet seen on here! Kudos for your bravery/stupidity Sire!

*fwaps*

*edit* lick this!? Someone lost a C?
( WiL can take it all!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Thank you most kindly!
I tried to use both in equal measure!

but I think stupidity may have won out

edit: the C is in the Compo square!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I think you're succeeding!
*shakes hand with a bemused smile on face*

*edit* Ooh, so it is, cleverness!
( WiL can take it all!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

that you would even touch that hand
speaks well of your character, sir.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Haha!

( WiL can take it all!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)