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[challenge entry] lick this



...keeping in mind, of course, that you'll find the typical hyjinx associated with Big-Round-Number-related postings.

In other words - NSFW (or anything with eyes).

From the Pylons challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# 0_o
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ...your monocle, sir
I believe it fell in your soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# That's no monocle!
How are you, kind sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Kind of okay right now.
Doing my Monday morning avoidance of anything remotely work related whilst provoking b3ta boking! How could one hope for any better?

How are you, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hmmm. not so sure now.
Day started well, but has just taken a violent turn for the worse.

May be a chance for a cheeky lunchtime beer, I reckon.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That doesn't bode well.
I hope it turns out okay for you.

Meet violence with violence - you know, solve it the 'mercan way.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Carpet Bombing FTW!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Aaaaaahahahahahahahaa!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I know - I've got a ways to catch up with you!
but I'm working at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Good lord
Congratu-pertarse-lations!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Why thank you!
and yes, I have been working out.

may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# men's bottoms LOL



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# First full-on snog with girl at bus stop:
Her: mmMMmmMMMFFFFfff *gives Dixon's arse a good groping*
Dixon mmMMMFMMMMFMFM!!!
Her: MmmMMMMmm I love men's arses, they're so compact
Dixon: *thinks* me too..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Haha! You should have said it though!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you and your flaunting
the internets is no place for sexualities.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *flaunt flaunt*
oops, sorry

*dabs jacket with kleenex*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Naughty man!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Haha!
Have you done the '3some and midway you lost interest in the girl' one too? Is the world trying to tell you something? LOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That looks like a full on rage fit right there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# raging horn, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# haha!Congrats


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# thank you!
stick around, try the veal!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# what a pert little botty
grats sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ta!
...on both counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha!!!
that is ace!!
well done you wacky americander!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I do this all for you, sir.
'cuz I know what a fool you are for that sort of thing!

hee hee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# BUT
TOCKS!!11!
Woo! Congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# thanks!
( | )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Oh My Good Gravy!!
*wipes mind* no, I saw too much...

That's the most impressive example of 'Not Giving A Feck' I've yet seen on here! Kudos for your bravery/stupidity Sire!

*fwaps*

*edit* lick this!? Someone lost a C?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Thank you most kindly!
I tried to use both in equal measure!

but I think stupidity may have won out

edit: the C is in the Compo square!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I think you're succeeding!
*shakes hand with a bemused smile on face*

*edit* Ooh, so it is, cleverness!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that you would even touch that hand
speaks well of your character, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)