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# Contains penny and euro cent for size reference.


As well as lots of lovely sainsburys chocolate money.

This is a burger I've made out of polymer clay of the brand FIMO.

I've got a few macro shots I did using a magnifying glass from kinder surprise if you want to see them =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
You wrote BOTH now!!
:D
I want chocolate money.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# My sainsburys has a few which I think they didn't sell at chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Is not for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# that's a cute baby burger

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Chocolate moola!
In other news, if you're having problems with TISCALI..see my link how to sort the fuckas aaaht;
www.b3ta.com/links/If_you_value_your_sanity_do_NOT_sign_up_with_Tiscali
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I've nothing wrong with Tiscali..!
They're a little unreliable at times, but it's not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Wait till you have to cancel..if you ever need to.
I had no problems until I decided to switch to Sky..you need a MAC code..they're VERY reluctant to give them out.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'll try these for my Pipex complaints
They've turned to poo since being bought by Tiscali.

What the hell is "Bandwidth Shaping" anyhow? As far as I can see it means limiting you to 500K between 4.30pm and midnight. So much for yummy 8 meg goodness.

Cheers for the linky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Frosty Jack! the electric blue bastard


Edit: made him smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# this was made last year during the depths of a 3 month Frosty Jack binge
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I wish to turn that into an earring.
Tis most accomplished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Pffft.
I've made a few cakes for my friends.

I put bits of paperclips into them so they can be attached to pedants.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# earrings!
Make them.

I really want to get sushi earrings. Not ACTUAL sushi, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# if I make some sushi with bits attatched.
Would you buy them? =)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh my goodness, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'd make some trial ones.
And then see how much the postage would be =)

I'd need to set up my paypal though..
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You would.
Sure as shit I'm not posting actual dollar, it'll get nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# What sort of sushi would you be wanting?
And about how big?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm really hoping you know about etsy.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I've seen it before. =)
I may join when I get more practice in with my fimo, I need to see which things attach how, and perhaps get some strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ooh I don't know
I hadn't thought that far ahead.

*has a look about*

www.laurensveganjournal.org/pictures/Sushi.jpg like these rolly things. and about an inch in overall whateveritis, I suppose.

Are you seriously going to do this?! That'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Sure =)
I'd think including posting I'd sell a set of earrings for about £5.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Phwoar.
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i was offered a pair of so-cal roll earrings
but they looked well skanky :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hmmm
I also would really like some dinosaur ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haven't seen those
although i have flip flop and ice cream ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oooh the ice cream ones sound good.
I've got a strawberry necklace that's pretty amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i've got lots of cherry things
earrings, necklaces and evn a tattoo. i love cherries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I am wearing cherry earrings today.
How spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i'm not watching you
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Pendants?
/pedant blog


:p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes.
We shall all have cakes attached to us. To show we are pedants.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hooray!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hooray
I think.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you use an upside down school chair as a work surface?
splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Haha, I was in the kitchen, and it was being cleaned.
So the chairs were upside down, I got good enough lighting in there =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i was bullied at school and saw many chairs from that angle.
was not bullied at all, handed over lunch money without putting up a fight
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Woo!
I bought a huge chunk of sculpey at the weekend, to make various figures out of. Got loads on the list so far... The Endless, half of the Discworld, The LOEG, and some giant fancy warhammer figures.

Whether any of them turn out to be good is another matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I want someone to make me a big cheshire cat out of see through plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It could be solid resin I suppose
Or vacuum-formed plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I don't mind.
I just really really want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it'll cost ya
make model, make mould, make clear resin or rubber version,profit.
and clear anything is more expensive than not clear. i've some luminous pigment which is cool, lots of very nasty chemicals in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OOOOOOOH luminous purply/pink?
that'd be pretty smart, I wager.

I don't know how to do any of those things though. I could make a macquette, but then after that I'd just....cry. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I use latex moulds
but all mine are cast in bog-standard modelling resin, then painted. I wouldn't really know how to do the whole dual resin thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I didn't even know it was a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
I want sculpy at one point.

Are you making a greebo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Man or cat version?
I'm adding loads to the list...

So far - Death, Rincewind, Twoflower, Librarian, Archchancellor Ridcully, Susan, Vimes, Nobby, Colon, Carrot, Angua, Cheery, Vetinari, Lu Tze, Nanny Ogg, Weatherwax and Magrat, The Silver Horde and some of the gods...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# =)
Librarian would be tricky I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# do the man version of greebo!
he sounds well sexy! also, mort and ysabell would be cool, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I saw that someone drew him on deviantart.
And one person had commented "I don't know how a rapist who just kills everyone he comes across could be sexy"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# but he's a cat!
that's what they do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Indeed =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I will add them to the list
along with Ponder Stibbons, Albert, and the Hogfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ooo! i thought of another couple!
imp y celyn, ruby and gaspode!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I will have to list these in my profile
and have people gaz me suggestions. I really want to make an awesome Rincewind, and send it to Mr. Pratchett.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# i've met him, too!
for about 10 seconds :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# 40k or Fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# A little from Column A,
A little from Column B
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I DEMAND MACRO =]
Nom =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# FIMO!
There is a shade of pink they do that will forever be in my brain 'Fimo pink'. An entire generation know what colour this is. I think it's meant to be flesh colour for the creepy dolls some folks make with it.
Woo your burger!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# This pink?
www.pandahall.com/Photos/FM047Y.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# no, bit more fake leg.
no idea if they still make it...
EDIT: They don't make it any more! It was called rosewood, apparently. Bloody horrible colour.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Now I really want a
Trolli Burger and a Trolli Hot Dog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Trolli?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# They were sweeties that they used to sell in Woolworths in the early 90's......
www.trolli.de/html_content/produkte/trolli_burger.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I always think of those as gummy burgers
They still sell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Yes.
Take a completely unhealthy food and then remake it. In sugar.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)