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# hehehe
i like that

fred jack am i right in presuming that the fact we're all here means none of us had much valentines lovin'?
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# No...
but I did last weekend.

A lovely girl with terrific norks. But she told me (on Sunday morning) that she was married.

So I'm photoshopping Neil Diamond as a tribute to a great shag. How's that for romantic?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Um, so?
Uncomplicated shagging and someone else furnishes the wardrobe. What's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# the problem?
she obviously looked like neil diamond,
thats the problem
(psausage76, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yes
that would be a problem. Nice norks only go so far to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# all you'd see
would be eyebrow!
(psausage76, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# i can't think
of a better tribute to tits than Neil Diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# No no no no no!
(Damnit, I have to give away the punchline, just so you don't think I'm sad)

"And then I saw her norks... now I'm a believer"

Get it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# no no
i'm having sex with three swedish masseurs at this very moment
it makess typoing a litrle diffficulkt
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Um
masseuses?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# erm
oops :0
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i thought they
were a bit hairy for women
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Nah.
She passed out pissed next to me. :(
(Danabnormal, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)
# you
must be good!
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)
# draw a big curly
moustache on her in permanent marker
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# lol
nah. she'd hit me. scared
(Danabnormal, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# no lovin' here...
boyfriend stuck thousands of miles away because the person replacing him failed to turn up.

thanks to that fuckwit i'm home alone doing a jigsaw instead of being with the luuuurrrvve of my life doing romantic things (and shagging).
(furball, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# you were going to have
a replacement boyfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)