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# I think I've just found my next tattoo.
This is pure shitting gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you having a tache tattooed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# You seem pretty set on the idea.
Will you pay for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ummmm
no.

That'd ruin your lovely face, pud.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# this is 100% pure sex
in a badge
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# it depends
if she got a girl tache tattoo, you'd only notice it when you'd been married to her for 15 years and it would eat away at you, disgusting you, leading to depression, alcoholism, alienation, divorce and loss of contact with children.

I've got my life all planned out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I think I should be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no
it's not aimed at you, i just got on a morbid train of thought, i'm reading the book of Dave, it's a bit depressing at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I was only joking puss.
Go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Awwww.
You are such a nice man.

I was trying to write something disgustingly rude here but I lost my train of thought. Damn. Cock willy wankbus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# that's quite rude
right, I'm really off to bed. M3 distracted me. nighto!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Nowhere near as rude as I can be.
Damn it, I was distracted by mens.

Nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)