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# i bought my missus a handpainted fan for our 'paper' wedding anniversary
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# That's wonderful.
You can be so lovely sometimes.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# she gave me a paper slat-cellar thing
with sex acts in it
:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# slat-cellar?
That sounds like another name for ladyparts.

I think I may give manwife a crisp fiver.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# salt
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# OOOOHHHH
With sex acts in it?

Excellent.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I bet she creased up
(sorry...)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)