she started smurphing me in the parking lot
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Gumuman practising surprise sex on,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42,
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Shut the smurf up!
:)
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:46,
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Oh, that's what it was
I thought someone had spilled a pack of blu-tack when I walked past in the morning...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47,
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