she started smurphing me in the parking lot

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Shut the smurf up!
:)
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oh, that's what it was
I thought someone had spilled a pack of blu-tack when I walked past in the morning...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)