*Ows!*
that hurt..
(Sir Prise-a-lot Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

If it has six strings it's not a bass.
It's a guitar with a sore throat.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)