This is lovely.
But I hate the thought of the world being polluted by McKeith's ash. And it might fall on a local graveyard and seep into the ground causing hundreds of unstoppable poo-inspecting zombie cretins with faux-qualifications to rise from the ground and make their way onto any television programme they can.
As for Cowell, I find him mildly less disgusting.
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As for Cowell, I find him mildly less disgusting.