Kiss my round, womanly arse, love.
If you can't deal with a REAL female, that's your own problem. I suggest you ask yourself what you're really looking for.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

meat

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Kittens in bobsleighs

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)