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Certainly not!

What am I your pantaloon gusset sewing maiden?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)

yes

yes you are, i pay you don't i?

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)

Sir,

you boil my blood.
You are not fit to bear the name 'Baron' nor are you fit to remove the scum from a pigs back with your tongue!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)

one jests sir, i have removed much scum from many a pigs back..

and ones mother has never aired a grevance

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)

Once more sir,

you have insulted me and my good mother.
I must soon leave for China and will not till you have left B3tashire House taking your most foul manners and tongue with you!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)

You cannot leave us at this time of peril

There are cads, bounders, blackguards and scoundrels at the door. Who will protect us from this bed of immorality?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)

I must leave in

half an hour, but will return around twoish.
I think you will be safe till then, My butler Podbury will be here to safeguard you.
And Lord Newington is a man of high morals, he will protect you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)

i shall take this charge

with the gladdest of hearts

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)

I feel somewhat safer

But wait with bated breath for the return of the beloved Squire

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)

madam

there really is no answer to that.

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)

As you wish

my liege

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)