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# it's where the heat comes from
gah now I've made myself think of Hazel Blears

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

at least Ruth Kelly isn't actually female
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# so you're saying that the power they get from being in government
makes them constantly 'in heat' and so increases global temperature?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# yes
I'm sure there's a graph somewhere that proves this faintly untenable but curiously appealing supposition
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I always wonder about why global equations never focus on the total number of people on the planet...
for example, people give off large amounts of heat (see the Matrix for proof), there are millions more people now than ever before == more heat. What we need is another good world war or a plague to prune us back a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You're sailing a bit close to the wind when you use the phrase
"see the Matrix for proof"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# people laughed at Galileo
but now his has his own wikipedia pages which says he's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# What, that icky yellow drink?
who'd have thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ruth Kelly 'in heat'
Oh my lord - just the thought of it.

*bokes like a sweetcorn fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmm, Ruth Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha this is so very very disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# wtf?
*gazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)