Technically he's doing them all!


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( the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
 
JOKES BEFORE TECHNIQUE? FUCK YEAH.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahahaha, ^this^ with bells on.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

and suddenly, it's taysiders in space again
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hahahaha!
Fucking YES!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

pft!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

holodecks didn't appear until the late 24th century
the original series enterprise had a recreation room in area 39 that used holographic technology, but wasn't anywhere near as advanced as a holodeck and was probably impossible to have sex with.

also you've got Kirk on the inside of a holodeck facing the exit arch, presumably meaning Scotty is fornicating in the corridor outside.

also Scotty wouldn't reference the Borg as they weren't known about until at least 2293. (Anyone referencing 'Enterprise' here gets a stern look, as that's not proper trek :P)

but hey, jokes are better than technique, right? ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

+10 geek points for that man.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Haha!
(stop being you)
( the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

trek geekery ftw!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

haha
but why isn't "enterprise" proper trek?
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

the same reason Nemesis isn't

( Mushroom, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

agreed
Nemesis was bollocks
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

i never thought enterprise was all that bad
/not a trekky blog
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

I bought that DVD
( who am I trying to kid, I've bought them all )
It's my favourite of the movies I think. Or it could be another. To be honest all the movies are shit.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

first contact was ace
insurrection was terrible, and nemesis was an abomination to trek-kind

speaking as a bit of a trekker, here
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

Really?
I'd never have guessed.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

;)

( Mushroom, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

ah
but Lily encountered the Borg long before all that Enterprise rubbish, perhaps Scotty met her when he was a very wee lad
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

no dice
scotty was born in 2222
first contact was in 2069, so unless lily lived to be 200 years old...
( Mushroom, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

she was a disguised Vulcan agent secretly studying Earth
or a time travelling robot
or he read her diary
or something
:D
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Marry Me!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

:D

( Mushroom, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

HE'S MINE :(

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

YES! hahahahaaa

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)