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# A shit that's been left out in the sun.
No, don't eat it! Put it down!

But seriously, have you got any jokes?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes!
A pepper and a mushroom are walking down the street. The pepper says 'So, are you going to Broccoli's party?' And the mushroom says, 'Broccoli's having a party!? He didn't invite me! I mean, I'm a fun guy to be around...'.

OR

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says, 'It's getting kinda hot in here.' The other one goes, 'OMG! YOU CAN TALK!!?'
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Why did the golfer always carry a spare pair of pants?
He was incontinent.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)