I went to stonehenge last summer toShow my Canadian friend the sights... There was loads of tourist (no, really) so we spent about 2 hours walking in a circle sidling up to groups of 'em putting on deep west c'untry accents and saying things like-
'And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall...'
'And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now...'
We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
('And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall...'
'And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now...'
We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
gurningchimp,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:00,
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