Possibly, I did have a few variations
'Count properly!'
'Unusual name for nobility'
Or when my niece was playing hide and seek with me:
'Count in the living room'
'Is there?'
My jokes are wasted on a four year old, but I still find them amusing.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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