'nins!
my nan used to use this.

that would explain the fatal heart attack...

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(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

I get it!!!
Mine did too :)

EDIT: Grandparents are ace. Let's all pay tribute to our grandparents, here, now.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

All mine were dead by the time I cared...

( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Awwww.
You've missed out, a grandparent's love is unique, not like any other type of family love.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Careful now!
I can just imagine what the average b3tan is gonna make of THAT statement! ;)
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

"graaaandad, we hate you"
"we really really do"
"you keep wanting to kiss us"
"and you really smell of poo"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

i'm down 2, who i truly, truly miss.

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

i'm all out
except the in-laws
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I ran out last September.
I only really knew my two grandmas. Apparently only the females in my family live forever.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

i wanna live forever
light up the sky like a flame



I am seriously considerign cryonic freezing
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

I don't think I'd want to live forever.
Just until I start breaking.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

if i ever get the oppurtunity to live forever i'll need to lay out loads of conditions
I don't want to end up floating, invunerable through space after the world ends. waiting to crash into another planet :s
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

I assume there'll be some kind of form to fill in with boxes to tick to choose your mode of immortality.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

haha hopefully one wth an off switch :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Ah, that'd be great.
Choose your time of death and don't worry about it until then.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

i'm on for that :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Aye
i have none now, my nan went in 1995 (on christmas day) and my granddad went on 2001. I never knew my grandparents on my father's side, but I understand they've also gone away.

I urge everyone on the board to call your nan, tomorrow.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

what?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

it's
old

ask your mum
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

Oils.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

*oils*

( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

*rides pole*

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

gosh!

( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

i hear shatner eats nothing but

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

hence the name
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

your name or his...

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

hmm
*wipes*
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yay!
Minor tj, hope you don't mind.
What happened to the fp of the star trek people wearing knitted hats?
( mofaha, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

It was someone else's apparently.
b3ta.com/board/8200988
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Ok, cheers :)

( mofaha, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I did wonder about that,
as it was pointed out in the ensuing comments...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

It was a stolen image been around forever.
the guy who posted it didn't even have the decency to rehost it, he just hotlinked it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Tred slowly on his neck
listening to bones crack
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Just a regular trying to troll
I suspect. Any person been registered for 2 years and posted only 2 messages has to be a spare account for a regular. People don't just suddenly wake up and say " ooh, I remember signing up to a site 2 years ago, I must pop over there and wind the cunts up".
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

I am presently using my troll account
Everyone does it.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Cept me
apparently...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Very nice.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)