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[challenge entry] i'm just gonna slip this in here...STAR TREK KNITTING PATTERNS




IF ANYONE WANTS A PATTERN FOR ONE OF THE DESIGNS SHOWN ON THE BACK THEN GAZ ME AND I SHALL SCAN IT FOR YOU.

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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I will fucking
hunt you!


and get one of those delightful patterns, from your flesh.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha.i had some a-team ones also and someone made this from a pattern i sent them
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Bravo!
I pity da fool who dont wear this fine garment.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# it makes me wish i could knit
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# is it not the best jumper ever?
and if you're creative you could add some real chains.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# oh man, that would be awesome
it'd be like I had a real mr-t growing out of me

:D

actually, that'd be quite horrific come to think of it:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I picture him emerging aliens style from your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# christ now I do too
I'd be in extreme pain

and out he'd pop

and it'd be "What's your problem, sucka?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# This is a beautiful mental image
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# and I'd be like "What the crazy fuck! I'm trying to eat soup!!"
and I'd have a spoonfull of soup and like the soup would be spurting out around Mr T and he'd be like "I'm all covered in soup! what you crazy sucka!"

and I'd be like "HAH! I've got 400 more tins of fucking soup bitch!!"

and I'd be like totally opening them, on a conveyorbelt type apparatus and guzzling the soup and he'd be like "AAAuauagaglkgalgalgjllgllg" and I'd be like "HAh! you're my bitch now sucka!"

and then I'd die, as this isn't a typically sustainable scenario for continued survival.

and I'd totally decompose in a 5 ft deep pool of various flavours of soup and mr t would be like trying to escape but like he totally couldn't because he's been chemically eaten by the soup and then he bursts into flames for no apparent reason, sucka, and like then he's totally dead.

And then a man from the council comes round and sprays everything and gets angry because nobody is around to sign the form saying that he's been here.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Haha, please take some of my money,
and come back when this is a short film.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Idon't think I could afford mr t
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Even better, just use a blue/green bag filled with billard balls
Then draw him afterwards in post processing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hahah
infact why not go the whole hog and make "blue/gree bag filled with billiard balls: the adventure!"

the kids will love it:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# haha
there is something on the border edge of sanity about this product :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Right.
You can have your own b3ta challenge!

Knit one of them, but, alter the design as you're doing it and shop it to something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Heh.
I read that as 5K nifting patterns.

"What the hell are nifting patterns and why do you want 5000", I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# that would keep one occupied for the whole duration of any institutionalised care
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)