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( Kaya, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

cor, he were right hairy!
:D
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Apologies for TJ
but has sassycassie's page on that paris hilton thing gone down?

twood be a shame to see all the hard work of teh internets to be missed...

Edit: *looks down page* dawww....nevermind. =(
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

eh?

( Sir T. Skellington www.AsparagusNow.com, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/OMFG_she_MUST_win
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

OH HAY, DAVE. DRUMMAN AGIN, I SEE?
Night, internet. Kisses.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

I am also going to bed.
Goodnight
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

no you're not,
you're having a wank. i can see you.
( urbane legend in ur superpozitions, collapsin ur wave functionz, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Mum?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

hehe
me too. going to be bed
(vincent423, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

*cough*tosser*cough*
not you..i just hate dave grohl.
nice picture also.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Evening Bird!
How does this evening find thee? Suitably moist, one would hope?
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

i'm about to have a nice cup of tea..so i shall be moist!
and how are you?
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I am fine and dandy, thanks.
I'm now off until on friday, and intend to spend as much of that time as possible suitably well oiled in pubs that I don't have to run...marvellous.

Edit: Well, that and trying to find a sponsor for the "great b3ta burger challenge"
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

haha
any luck with sponsership yet?

Edit: started training with this beast

www.b3tards.com/u/4a3da2443b60acf67b49/25102007281.jpg
( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

To be fair,
not had much of a chance to look yet. We're all about the tourist here on the North Norfolk coast (when not interbreeding) so over easter have been fairly busy at the pub. Just finished an 80 hour week, and got a day and a half off to try and drum something up. Hell, even if they just pay for the hire of the motorhome, would be a result......:)


Edit: - Sweet jesus man, are you mad? Cucumber? With yellow stuff? Noooooo!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

fair enough
If you manage to get owt
can we make it after august so I'll be able to drink over there - needs beers for burgers

Edit: It was a 20 filling whopper - everything in the shop - it was a different sensation with every bite
( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

yeah, after August works for me
Gives me the summer to save for the road trip. the idea I had this morning was to make the trip last nine months, to see if it's physically possible for a grown man to increase his body mass at a rate more exponential than when he was in the womb. Surely that's gotta be worth either sponsorship, a honorary doctorate or at least, a Nobel prize?
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

sadly I would only be able to do it til end of sep
as uni begins again around then
HAHA the beast burger is 7.5lbs thats surely the weight of a baby and eating burgers daily and not doing alot else would probably send us into obesity anyway - gotta be worth sponsership
( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

pffft!
send us into obesity? i'm using that as my starting point!

I want to increase my mass to the point where light bends and time curves around me.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

or you get you own gravitational field
Start a blog on it maybe - see if it gets many hits then show that to the potential sponsers - could be somewhere to start

Or even better start a facebook group that normally works :P
( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

Christ...
but I hate facebook almost as much as I hate salad. And I hate salad a lot....

unless it's deep fried
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

good luck with the sponser finding
Time for bed
( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

G'night!

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

LEAVE DAVE GROHL ALOOOONE!
he's not bad, he's just a sell-out
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

He might be a decent bloke,
but his music sure is bad.
edit: actually, I liked probot.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS!
SOME PEOPLE LOVE HEARING ALBUMS WHERE EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

I wouldn't mind if that sound was any good.
I just find it so terribly bland.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

even if it was good,
I dont think I could handle listening to a whole album that sounds like song#1 stuck on loop ;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

KEITH MOON FTW
keither is the best drummer in the world. or was.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

better then josh freese?

( epiphany still lacks internets, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Fyfe Ewing or Mike Bordin.
All others are pretenders.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

well i like fnm..not big on theraphy?
BUT KEITH MOON WAS JUST GREAT.
he did it with fucking style, all over the place off ya tits style..but style.
and the whole thing of him supposedly saying to frank zappa he was going to call his daughter "moon unit moon" after moon unit zappa...ah he was great old keith.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Fair enough, he fully deserves his legendary status
*goes to bed*

'night all.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

pssh.
you're scared of debating anything with me ain't you? after the whole moz thing.

meh, i respect you're opinion and you're totally within your rights to hate morrissey and think whats hsi name out of fnm is the best drummer. heh.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

IT'S ONLY FUCKING MUSIC!

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

fuck you
its only fucking air!

*suffocates*
( Sir T. Skellington www.AsparagusNow.com, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

**loves**

( Sir T. Skellington www.AsparagusNow.com, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

I'm going to go with the drummer from Dream Theatre who I can't remember the name of.
As a disclaimer, I know fuck all about drumming.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)