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# Damn right.
The number of times I've shouted 'YOU SHALL GO ON MY FIRRRRST WHISTLE.' in a shitty scottish accent is unbelievable.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# GLADIATORS RRRRRRRRRREADY!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# My primary school teacher was friends with him.
He had a card from him in the classroom and everything, we were all dead impressed.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# CUNT-ENDURRRRS
HUUUU-RRRRRREADAAAAAAY!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *pulls apart*
good, now STAY.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# or...?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# there is no "or"
*readies pugel-stick*

*takes run-up*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Try it and I will forceably rape your lovely bottom
with the full length and breadth of Ulrika Jonsson.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I hope you realise that "pugel-stick" was simply a metaphor
and that I wasn't about to ram a pugel-stick from Shadow's favourite event, "Duel", right up your chuff.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh thank goodness.
In that case I won't violate you with a swede.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)