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# That's beautiful :]
Have a Crudely-designed-cockman:

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(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Fnarr!
I saw some uni students making snowmen on the green. There was a surprising lack of snow-cock.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Not proper students then.
Were they meejastudies students?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No idea.
I didn't recognise anyone from my school (Earth and environmental sciences).
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# As the story I told down the board somewhere goes:
I once made a large cock out of snow.
My mum took a shovel to it, much to my sisters amusement when noticing the signs of empathy I was showing.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That's no cockman.
It's clearly a snowbong.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# /geezer mode
When I was in university we had a nice snow...built a snowcock that was eight feet tall and three feet in diameter with a pair of balls as big as suitcases. We had to jam a busted billiards cue down the length of it to keep it from falling over...

Campus police came along and asked us (nicely) to take it down...seems that it was clearly visible from the chancellor's office window!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)