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# oh I'm sorry your majesty..
Just thought a nice pair of tits would help the day pass by, but obviously you're as bent as Michael Barrymore at a pool party..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# is he less bent when he's not at a pool party?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Its something about water
and parties
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I haven't called someone "bent" since I was 12
and I wasn't even entirely sure of the full implications at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# bent.. the sheer fact I say that word is a joke in itself..I am not trying to offend anyone that is blatantly obvious!
I could have easily said what a bunch of cunts..which is more harsh. But really, what one person likes or thinks is funny can be totally different to anyone else. You could post a picture of your nan on here.. but I wouldn't tell you to fuck off..I guess thats what makes us different.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think you would get less people telling you to fuck off
if:
1. your picture had any humour in it
2. you had spent any time on it
3. it didn't make you look like a retard who lists the Daily Sport amongst his favourite books.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Mr.men are my favourite actually..
keep them comin.. *rolls eyes*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I hear M. Khan is bent
I read it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You might like to consider that some of the other users work with bosses
Who don't appreciate such sentiment.

Also - if one wants such a view - they're amply available elsewhere on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# lol..oh ffs
there is far more offensive stuff on b3ta.. bad language etc. etc.

Anyone who finds the image offensive, please complain and get it deleted.. lol christ and while you're at it, go bathe in your superiority..and amaze at your own mellifluous tones... take a chill pill guys, its a 2 second job with big baps in it.. *rolls eyes*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# HEEHEEHEE YOU'RE A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# but the point is (and its something I've had drilled into me)
if you know its shit, why push someone elsess work off the bottom of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Way to gain friends and influence people.
Fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I don't want to influence anyone.. unlike yourself.
wow..I really can't believe you are trying to "influence" people.. man thats sad.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Funny AND well read
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I'm just funny and well
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# It was a cultural reference. I didn't really expect you to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# yes.. sorry let me bow before he who knows it all..
jeez..give me a break..lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# COCK PISS SQUIRTY FUCK TITS
only from a distance, that doesn't look like porn

and won't get you sacked from work

show some common sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Take a chill pill?
Good grief, people don't really say that do they?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# The thing is that
That ISN'T a nice pair of tits.
It's an overinflated fake pair of plastic beachballs stuffed up some slapper's teeshirt.
Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# they're not nice tits
and your logic suggests that your mummy would ban you from after-school activities if she found out you were looking at such pictures. Grow up, and fuck off while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ???
What part of that message was supposed to be offensive to me? oh dear, is that the best you can do?

rofl
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be offensive
I just found it sad that an adult accuses someone of being "bent" for not thinking your pic of an orange tart with big boobs is a stroke of genius. Jog on, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# lol.. oh my god.. you lot take things way too seriously
who said it was genius.. not me.. sorry is this site called "Geniuses only".. pfft. *rolls eyes*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I was talking about your reaction to the criticism of your post
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *amazed*.. =O
so.. "fuck off" and "cunt" are critiscism now !!

hahaha
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I'd call them rather blunt criticisms, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# On the other hand...
you could argue that it is marginally better than another round of 50ft women posts-couldn't you?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yes, it probably is.
But he seems to have kicked off this argument by being a bit of an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# well I don't think you were likely to receive any constructive artistic criticism
so accept "fuck off" and "cunt" as criticisms of your post and your general demeanour. You might want to try posting on ebaumsworld and /b/, you'll get plenty of lulz for your shite there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# my general demeanour !!
I'm not the one calling people cunt and telling them to fuck off..

You are like one of the "regulars" at a pub in the middle of nowhere that gives daggers to anyone different entering what they consider "their" place..

Do you hide in bushes outside the school at playtime too ? lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# yawn
I don't consider it my place. just giving you my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Yes. It's not you. It's everyone else who is in the wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's a place you're supposed to make pictures which are funny, or in some cases artistic.
If we want to see tits, then there are other sites which cater to that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Ok point taken.
There are lots of different types of art though. And we all see things differently. What one person flushes, another places on their mantle.. This has totally blown out of proportion. You don't actually even see the tits for cryin out loud !

lol.. *shakes his head*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# are you suggesting that what you have done there was "art"?
or just a pic you found on an image search for "big tits" and then wrote on?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# LOL.. oh for f*cks sake..
you are joking right ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# My Bed
by Tracy Emin was shortlisted for the Turner Prize in 1999. Not what I'd call art, but each to their own I guess.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Was that the one where she got a picture of a bed and wrote something on it with ms paint?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# LOL!
No, she just got up from her flee pit and got a removal van to move it to a gallery.
Not much more effort gone into that either which was my point really.
Just observing is all ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oh no stop it.. my sides are splitting..
Have you thought about a career in stand up comedy?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you're 12 aren't you?
Someone elses post who probably spent a bit of time on it got knocked off the board because your random unfunny unimaginative unattractive piece of crap
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh dear. You've started calling people on a message board 'YOU LOT'
Do you see? Please feel free to leave now.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# lol.. strange man.
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)