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# I INVENTED A FUCKING GAME
THAT'S HOW CREATIVE I AM.

It's called 'Guess how many fucking times Clansoul has posted the same shitty cunting picture'

Me and Shada are fucking good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Smearing yourself in your own excrement
and talking in a high voice is not a "game" as such, now is it.

Oh, just saw your edit. You meant THAT game.

Edit edit: don't get me fucking started.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# DO NOT POST ME PANTIES MEFEHE.
*plz do ^_^ kekekekekekeke*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I HAS POSTED THE PANTIES
O WATE YOU SAID DON'T
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# *receives*
*sniffs*
*spaffs instantly*

O deer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Except after c ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# No idea what you're talking about.
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# your dood appears to have a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# "what?"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# FUCK, YOU COPIED ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Please see below.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# what
Now what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I have no idea!
*cotdeath paradox*

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I feel as if I have missed something awesome
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I want to play it
GIMMIE SOMETHING TO DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I don't know if you'll be able to judge it sufficiently
Unless you've lurked for a fairly long time D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# COT DEATH LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
This was actually about 100 times funnier than the picture, as it actually made me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Can I guess at the answer?
The KillerKitti picture, 312.

Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME- COTDEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Haha.
Stop making him seem funny by doing this, it's making me think it might cause some kind of paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it took me six hours to make that paradox
seven if you count the hour i spent weeping into a pillow because people don't understand me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)
# THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS:
*vector of cotdeath*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# i use the word vexel because vexel better de- CHERRY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# AND THEN TEACHER SAID I WAS COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# But the Macs at school are shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# SOMETHING ABOUT AN ART PROJECT
TENUOUS REPOST
BORING STORY ABOUT MY DAY
SOMETHING ABOUT CHERRY
COTDEATH
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME AND KILLERKITTI?
WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!
THAT IS ALL!
Who was Cherry?
I REMEMBER THAT FROM MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I WAS BORN 25 YEARS LATER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Cherry was his "girlfriend"
However, my FUCKINGSUPERIOR internet sleuthing has ruled this relationship down to a maximum timeframe of 31 days (14th of December to 15th of January, in case you're wondering), the only girlfriend claim being on the 5th of January.

Every fucking post he ever made was either a comment about how much he LOOOVED her, she LOOOOVED him, something they did together, or a fucking picture of her with a description of how he did it and a TO THE MINUTE DESCRIPTION OF HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Epic trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:35, archived)
# There has been far too much clansoul related stuff in this evening.
I blame Shada.

She made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
# sorry babe
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Lololol.
You will make him stalk me.
And he will post *cotdeath* in every thread, thinking he's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# HE CANT STALK YOU IF YOU STALK HIM FIRST, FAGT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)
# So when are you two gonna get together?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# when he can get his penis to stretch far enough across england i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)
# DICKRACE.
GO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)
# i should hire you to solve this internet murder i've been detectivising
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Share those wine gums and you've got a deal.
If you ate them, no dice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
# ooooooooooookay
this amount of knowledge is starting to get a little creepy now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I figured it might.
It's not as scary as it seems, I just have a lot of time on my hands :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Ooh, we haven't done that one.
We played cotdeath, and 5hourvector.

Although, he changed the files for the vector, voiding the competition.

cotdeath came out as 16.

WHO THE FUCK POSTS THE SAME IMAGE 16 TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I have no idea what the cotdeath post is.
*googles*

poor Anne Diamond!

And dont even get me started on Roy "Cancer" castle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Roy "Cot Death Cancer" Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Me, you cuntnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# *cotdeath*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I am died because of this.
ClanSoul is a pretty cool guy he reposts shit and doesn't afraid of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i think vexel is a pretty cool guy. eh cotdeaths and doesn't afraid of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Aubergines?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# AH SHIT YOU WIN.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# RIGHT IN THE ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I think CPU temperature 73 degrees is a pretty cool guy.
Eh will fucking melt my Mac if I don't move if off my legs and doesn't afraid of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I think your technique, style and art is a cool guy
eh think I'll try to copy it from now on and doesn't afraid of planitz.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# errrm *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Yes, but you see.. this is in response to something.
www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/56509/pic?q=cotdeath

This, however, is just balls on stilts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)
# That young fella has a jib
and it most certainly is cut
however at this time i am unable to ascertain if I like said mutilation.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)
# >:(
HAWHAWHAHW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)
# In fairness
plenty of people, myself included, have regularly begged you to post this. And "TO CHINA!" and in fact quite a few others of yours, because they fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
# "the rape bird will see you now"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that reminds me of that film
"shitty cunting bang bang"

with it's famous song

Jeremy:
What a funny noise it's making!

Caractacus:
It's talking to us--all engines talk!

Jemima:
What's it saying?
It's saying Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting,
Shitty Cunting,
(Bang - Bang)
Bang Bang!
Shitty Cunting
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang.
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.....(hold)
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Shitty Cunting friend.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# FRONT PAGE THIS
(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# yes
lets have a throbbing "THIS" on the front page

:D

"attack of the 50ft this" maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# HEY, THERE, SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG
SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW D'YOU DO?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# FAG FAG DODO
I want spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Fucking hell.
Why did you ever leave! :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)
# there was too much shitty cunting a'gwan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# *punches all the shitty cunts*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# yeah! twat those shitty cunts!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# IT'S ANOTHER QUALITY DISCOMEATS RELEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I'd do all the best songs ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I use ignore so I can't play baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# If you ever want to imagine what the board used to be like:
www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/56509/nopic?q=cherry
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# OH MAN, SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Remember when it used to be 24 hours of this a day?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# No, I remember when he top friended you on Myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# SHUT UP.
ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, I'M FUCKING TRAUMATISED ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# oh, what's this
searches on http://www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/30877/nopic?q=fuck

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKENS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)
# fuck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)
#
www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/42788/nopic?q=:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# :3 ?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha
:3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)
# haha
well that's cheered me up.

I thought I was the only one to be constantly fucking annoyed by his endless repetition and lack of creative thought.

I am at peace with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# haha, i don't know how you could've thought you'd be alone with that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I don't know either
I think I might be paranoid, or overestimating posts that don't just tell him to "STOP, STOP NOW"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# also, as clansoul will be reading this at some point
hello clansoul lol
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# HELOLO CLANSOWL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)
# There aren't a lot of STOP, STOP NOW posts
Because most of the people who want him to stop just ignore him her it whatever, I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm sure about 99% of b3ta humanity feels the same.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# pffft
I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't so repellant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)