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# I haven't read the word 'pisscranes' since TVgohome
are you secretly Charlie Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yes. But not so secretly anymore.
It's my favourite word of all time and can be heard numerous times in my workplace as scorn is poured on fucktards. Of which there is a bountiful supply of.

I love them really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *poke*
If you're really Charlie Brooker, your stuff is ace. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I love taking the credit for other people's work.
It makes me feel like my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I love masturbating
It makes me feel like I'm doing a sex with my own hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I love horses.
Sometimes I sit on them awkwardly 'til they go numb and feel like someone else's horses.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)