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# Surely Bupa would grab thaose advertising slots?
Like a starving African grabbing an £85 beef sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# £85 for a beef sandwich?
I'd want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress for that kind of money.

Actually, I want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress when I buy a £2.95 tuna mayo sandwich, so for £85 I'd want a really good one, with a finger up my arse, and wiping it off in her hair and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# and a real woman this time,
not a bearded tramp with baloons up his top.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahahahhahahahahahahhaha
Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *preens*
I feel good now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
it's happened to you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# every bloody time
oh god... oh god... don't stop... oh god...
*pop*
WHAT THE SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK???
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ^This^
But with the 99p Egg Mayo sandwich which was the only one left in Greggs this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)