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(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# My mother has six nylon heart valves.
Apropos of nothing.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# stealing from hospital skips is still stealing
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# On the other hand
there's no actual law against eating the flesh from amputated limbs. It's not considered cannibalism if you don't kill to get the meat.
Probably.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# This is not true.
Cannibalism is eating the meat and it carries severe penalties.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# like a runny bottom for three days?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# since I get all my legal advice from you one way or another...
to the morgue bins!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Is that from the same book of law as...
"It's not rape if you shout SUPRISE first"?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I have two...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# do you remember amateur transplants.com that did the london underground song?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# now that you mention it, yeah, I do
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)