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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:43,
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My mother has six nylon heart valves.
Apropos of nothing.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:46,
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stealing from hospital skips is still stealing
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:48,
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;)
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:49,
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On the other hand
there's no actual law against eating the flesh from amputated limbs. It's not considered cannibalism if you don't kill to get the meat.
Probably.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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This is not true.
Cannibalism is eating the meat and it carries severe penalties.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:51,
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like a runny bottom for three days?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:53,
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since I get all my legal advice from you one way or another...
to the morgue bins!
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:53,
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Is that from the same book of law as...
"It's not rape if you shout SUPRISE first"?
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:25,
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I have two...
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:51,
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do you remember amateur transplants.com that did the london underground song?
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glubglub should be working on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:59,
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now that you mention it, yeah, I do
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:06,
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take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole...
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glubglub should be working on,
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:19,
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