I drive my rover like it is a dodgem
I wish it would die so I can buy something nicer

EDIT: woo
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

if it should die... it'll die like this
blown head gasket!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)