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[challenge entry] fcuk

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(jrj2020, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# mmmm chalk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# "No, Charlie"
"Charlie Chalk?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I MIGHT JUST GO OUT AND GET SOME DRUGS TO CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I think if i was to try cocaine
I would be sneezing and snotting all over the shop, that wouldn't make me feel fcuking good. My new found arrogance would perhaps cause me to enjoy the fact that all of my fellow partgoers were covered in my mucus, however.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha,
now thats why i've never touched the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I don't touch it because it seems that only utter shitecunts do it
and i don't consider myself to be a shitecunt. the above reasons are also a large factor.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# this is it
same with most drugs, to me they make people fucking unbearable fucking wankers...and i have no reason to do that to myself or subject anyone else to that sort of painfull annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# true...
I think it manages to bring the shitecunt out in everyone who uses it regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# That's why you don't want to try it?
Sneezing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yes
i have a very sensitive nose.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 'expensive' and 'shit' are good reasons too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# uncut (or relatively pure) is fine but it's hard to get and stupidly expensive over here.
 
I hear however in the UK it is largely the choice of shitecunts, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# yes
those are also major factors. that's something i certainly don't miss about my uni days. my mates were very much into a lot of drugs and i would go round fairly often to pick up a little weed. I went back to theirs after clubbing once and they were all doing coke and ketamine and were insufferable for me in my drunk, stoned and feeling sick state. I decided to decline next time i was asked back to theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)