He's gonna rid the streets of traffic
Captain Congestion!

He wants your Fiver, or he'll fine you 80 quid

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(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

no he just wants your £80
be honest what would he prefer?
(Alpen, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

Funny enough...
...I know someone who worked for the congestion helpline (based in Glasgow). He got fired for writing to one of the London newspapers telling them that while they were being charged a fiver to drive in the city, he was getting 7 quid an hour to tell them it was their tough luck.
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)