There once was a nomad whose hut
Was made out of Big Daddy's gut
His friends said 'Cor blimey!'
'This interior's slimy!'
And since then he's lived in a nut
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01,
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There once was a viking whose hat
was made from a walrus's twat
His friends found it funny
When the twat went all runny
But they found it made good cooking-fat.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21,
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