Delorian Man
His only special powers were selling and smuggling cocaine, and waving his gullwing doors to help him fly. Also he has guns for arms, but all they shoot is dime bags of cocaine.



From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(RamFan2803, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)

Bet he has problems
going through customs.
( Mullet Over, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)

You have twenty seconds to comply...
when we reach 88 miles per hour...
( crouchingbadger, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)

One point twenty one gigawatts
... can you imagine the electricity bill for running the Flux Capacitor alone?
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)