It can only be expressed using lyrics from Boney M songs.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Ah ok.
Perhaps not then.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

PLUM! PLUM!

( NobbyNobody, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

GRAPE!
What are we playing?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

By the rivers of Babylon!

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)