that's because...
umm ahh
his parents were in the strawberry farming business, until on that fateful day, they were savagely slaughtered by a rogue binbag full of nappies...ummm It was on that day that Limpy Buckwheel was no more, and from the devastation rose... GarbageMan! Now he spends his days searching, always searching for that phantom binliner, removing all other evils that meet his path. One day he will have his rewengee... aagh crapulence overload... must desist...
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his parents were in the strawberry farming business, until on that fateful day, they were savagely slaughtered by a rogue binbag full of nappies...ummm It was on that day that Limpy Buckwheel was no more, and from the devastation rose... GarbageMan! Now he spends his days searching, always searching for that phantom binliner, removing all other evils that meet his path. One day he will have his rewengee... aagh crapulence overload... must desist...