THANKS PANTS!

( Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

THANTS!

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

...with
all due apologies to Edgar Wright and Peter Serafinowicz.

Right, time to find some Embenzelmine nitrotamine.
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

it's over there by the mathematical anti-telharsic harfatum septomin.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I think I love you.
But what is love? It's a bit like birds. What are birds? We just don't know.
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me, no more.
( Ttssattsr Say! Today Ttssattsr says: I love you, Kate Beaton, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Not until you say the safety word, bucko.

( Kamikaze Stoat is incapacitated!, Sat 3 May 2008, 0:20, archived)