I did a young persons ranting competition once...
I went on for a short while about idiots with shitty car stereos who play what my Dad calls 'garage' music because it's all been made in someone's garage.

Some jumped up trollope from the posh school told me it was in fact called 'house'.

I've forgotten the relevence of this now.
Why are my shoes in the fridge?
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

shoes in the fridge, are cool

( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Does this mean I'm cool?
YES! ACCEPTANCE!

*dances*
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

no, it means the shoes in the fridge are cool
the dude who put them there is doomed

DOOOMED!

/doomed blog
( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Doomed, Doom or domed?
I am at least two of these... Maybe it was me...

Stupid alzheimers!
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

I'd have stabbed her in the face

( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Unfortunately, I didn't have the killing stabby thing with me at the time...
That cut glass posh accent still haunts me to this day though. And hers as well.
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)