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(Prostheta õGC, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

martika's let herself go

( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

Showing your age there...
:P
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

have you seen her kitchen?
i think she got it from magnet
( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Did she get it in their perpetual half-price sale?
Does anyone ever buy a full-price Magnet kitchen or DFS sofa?
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

i think there have been some trading standards things about MFI doing permanent sales
how fucking middle aged are we? talking about martika and fitted kitchens

*smokes pipe*
( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

We are a bit middle-aged
:(

What's next? House prices?
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

duvet covers
don't mention duvet covers
( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

bin days being a disgrace?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

I tell you
one day they pick up one bin

the next they pick up the other one

surprised they didn't send out fines for people having rubbish out on the wrong day

something county hall shaped would have been on fire if that had happened, I can assure you.
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

david bin day?

( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I wish they hadn't.
...like toy soldiers....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

step by step? heart to heart?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

left right left
help
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

martika watches from the wall, her frotting guile says it all

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

You'd better hope and pray that you make it safe back to your own world.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

i've got a massive eraser with morten harket's name on it

( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Thank fuck you didn't say "rubber".

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahahaha

( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

what do i pay you for?
/showing my age
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hahahaha!
/also shows age
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

hee
i wasn't sure if anyone would get the ref
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

mary whitehouse experience is it?

( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

yessir

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

MILKY MILKY
thats you that is etc.

fucking brilliant. how punt, dennis and baddiel are still going is beyond me though.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Because they were funnier than Rob Newman?
I know Newman and Baddiel were supposed to be the Lennon/McCartney of TMWE, but Punt and Dennis are actually funnier than they ever were.

/IMHO
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

iyvwo

( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

THAT'S YOU, THAT IS.
*lols*
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

did you watch 'punt and dennis' on the beeb?
it was shocking, as i remember it.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

Good point.
I seem to have wiped it from my memory.

Mind you, I also fail to remember that anything that Rob Newman has done since 1994, apart form being called a cunt by Sean Hughes on channel 4.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

rob newman
seems to have carved quite a mark thomas/bill hicks type comedy career since then. not all that funny, but intelligent, rambling and political. he did a thing on the history of oil that's worth a watch, and freely available on youtube and the like.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

I have seen that.
I would remove "intelligent" from what you just said. Rambling, yes. Verbose, yes. Deluded, yes. Paranoid, yes. Intelligent, no fucking way.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

i spose
intelligence is not getting all your information from Michael Moore books.
ill-informed but succintly delivered then.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

I'll concede that.
Let's not fight anymore, it's ugly.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

:)
no fighting here. i think you have just succeeded in turning me against the newman.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

*does smug victory dance*

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

it was abortionate
punt and dennis can fuck off

'the milky milk tour'? eat my fuck!
( mictoboy, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

They were quite funny on Jasper Carrott's TV show, pre-Whitehouse days
and they're intermittently funny on Radio 2 these days. Or at least I think they are, I hear their show approximately once every two years. Is it still going? I don't even know.

Still funnier than Baddiel and fucking Newman though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

The funniest thing I ever heard Baddiel say was "I can't get a proper hard-on" in front of his mum
and the funniest thing I ever heard Rob Newman say was written by David Baddiel.

I used to stay up to listen to The Mary Whitehouse Experience on Radio One though.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

Ah, happy days, when Radio 1 had comedy on it.
The Armando Iannucci show was class. Remember when they played songs with "The ITV Chart Show" information nuggets over them? "Nine Inch Nails is actually a misnomer. There are eight of them."
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

Simon Le Bon nearly died while filming this video...

( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

You have, by saying the Iannucci's name, reminded me of Ivor Cutler
If you haven't heard him (which I'm sure you have) then do so now.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

I am 32, Scottish, and intelligent.
Of course I know of Ivor Cutler. Good call, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

Haha!
I win by one year.
Wait, is older winning?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

Depends what side of the age gap you're on.
We're both winners.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

I'm 34 in just over a fortnight
"Good morning. How are you? Shut up!"
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh aye! Ivor Cutler is great

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

But, but, but.....
The band was... Showaddywaddy.
Did you know he has to ADR that because he's usually booed off by the audience.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

indeed.
the now show anybody

UTTER WANK

...and marcus brigstock is a massive fuckflap too.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

He did do that Pac-man joke though
What a card.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

IIIIIIIIIII'L BEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOONE
it is impossible to visualise shakespeare's sister without french and saunders involving themselves!
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

I was trying to find a clip of that mary whitehouse experiece thing but there doesn't seem to be any about =(

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)